Dear Coke Talk: On being lovestoned. →
I was engaged to a complete ass whipe 3 months ago. We obviously ended it. In that time I’ve been meeting new people and have found someone amazing. Its been only 3 weeks, a very short amount of time, but we’ve dropped the L bomb on each other. Is that too soon, even if we can’t deny that we do… She spelt wipe wrong….. wow. lawl
She's dangerous and beautiful.
thedream-isreal: That’s Courtney. Don’t forget exciting. lol.
Unlike the larger circuses that dominated the railroads, the little medical show still puttered along in the old ornate wagons and trailers. This made travel much harder but allowed for the doctor to make his own curious, meandering paths. Max often wondered how his life had been hitched to every whim of this strange little man, but as Arthur reminded him, if he really cared that much they could...
She had a certain….well, mental illness is a bit of a euphemism. Let’s just say she had a disability. A serious and rare one. Linda could not understand the difference between jokes and imperatives. She took every figure of speech she heard seriously, and was often compelled to make whatever it was into an actuality. Her husband recalled, one point, when she nearly pushed him out the window, when,...
I mixed vegtables in Milo (my dog)’s dinner. I came back, he at everything but all the little veggie peices were sitting in there. He’s such a 6 year old child
fuckyeahscawt: kaylacarebear: (via kayseaelectric)
Lol, stupid people.
So, I was on Facebook and I was enlightened by this conversation. “Person1: I wish I could see you before I go on vaycay for 7 days Person2: I knowww, and you wont even have your webcam! Person1: I know! D: Oh well Ill just have to post on your wall annually and tell you what im doing in floridaaaaa! Wooh vaycay! Person2: You better! I’ll miss you this week boo!” See...
The meaning of life →
santikatie: marijuanaisgoodforyou: You were on your way home when you died. It was a car accident. Nothing particularly remarkable, but fatal nonetheless. You left behind a wife and two children. It was a painless death. The EMTs tried their best to save you, but to no avail. Your body was so utterly shattered you were better off, trust me. And that’s when you met me. “What… what happened?”...
When will you die? →
santikatie: cuntpunt: thenewshit: tannuuhh: Wednesday, January 29, 2042 October 7, 2080 Wednesday, July 16, 2087 Thursday, August 20, 2071 Tuesday, April 26, 2050
Elephants Never Forget
I’m always worried that people will get annoyed with how much i post, then i look at Kalli’s posts…. ;D (They are like my wonderful dashboard dandelions… if there were more dandelions than grass haha. :D )