Girl all the bad guys want - Bowling for Soup
anotherrelapse asked: Fuck yeah! You're my today's hero.
helioseismology asked: this isn't a question, it's a fact. i fucking love you.
Everyone should do this.
Smoke weed. Get laid more. And sleep more.
nothing tastes as good as skinny feels: Because... →
light-asafeather: You’re ugly because you’re fat You don’t have a boyfriend because you’re fat No one likes you because your fat You’re a disgusting useless person because you’re fat You have no friends because you’re fat You’ll never succeed in life because you’re fat You make people around you feel skinny… You’re sick. Everyone is beautiful no matter what size. I am fat, proud,...
Just got home from Waffle House! Drove 2hrs there with Court, Kalli, and Dana. Spent like 30 mins eating waffles, and drove 2hrs back home. Haha no one believed us that we just came for waffles! Check that off.my bucket list!
Here we go to waffle house! :D
baturday: Baby bat gets the hiccups (via JimSelleck) So cute
Me: you’re gonna get pregnant. A lot bitch Cody: I’m gonnaa get pregnant. a lot.
Skeet Cheetos smothie
That stupid moment when you're on your period
wowfunniestposts: I’ve done every one of these things. Really. Like 3-6 days a month this is me. I have the WORST cramps ever.
The moment when...
You realise you need to tape up your ears cause your hearings keep falling out.
I just got up north and everyone’s asleep. I have to sleep on a bunk above my cousins friend and it is terrible…… she’s like snorting and smacking her nasty lips and moving all over and randomly eating or drinking something all while probably maserbating cause she thinks I’m asleep and she’s making these weird noises and I hate every disgusting second of this.
There's too much blood in my THC system.
Pretzels ruin Chex mix.
My mom and I were having this conversation the other day!! They aren’t even good pretzles they are a weird texture.