August 2011
82 posts
July 2011
32 posts
jersey shore!
Marathon! Woot!
anotherrelapse asked: Fuck yeah! You're my today's hero.
:D
:D
helioseismology asked: this isn't a question, it's a fact. i fucking love you.
Dis bitch.
Goddamn.
Slayer
\m/
Everyone should do this.
Smoke weed. Get laid more. And sleep more.
nothing tastes as good as skinny feels: Because... →
light-asafeather:
You’re ugly because you’re fat
You don’t have a boyfriend because you’re fat
No one likes you because your fat
You’re a disgusting useless person because you’re fat
You have no friends because you’re fat
You’ll never succeed in life because you’re fat
You make people around you feel skinny…
You’re sick. Everyone is beautiful no matter what size. I am fat, proud,...
Waffle House!!
Just got home from Waffle House! Drove 2hrs there with Court, Kalli, and Dana. Spent like 30 mins eating waffles, and drove 2hrs back home. Haha no one believed us that we just came for waffles! Check that off.my bucket list!
Well
Here we go to waffle house! :D
baturday:
Baby bat gets the hiccups (via JimSelleck)
So cute
Lol
Me: you’re gonna get pregnant. A lot bitch
Cody: I’m gonnaa get pregnant. a lot.
Lol
Skeet Cheetos smothie
That stupid moment when you're on your period
wowfunniestposts:
I’ve done every one of these things. Really. Like 3-6 days a month this is me. I have the WORST cramps ever.
The moment when...
You realise you need to tape up your ears cause your hearings keep falling out.
Omfg
I just got up north and everyone’s asleep. I have to sleep on a bunk above my cousins friend and it is terrible…… she’s like snorting and smacking her nasty lips and moving all over and randomly eating or drinking something all while probably maserbating cause she thinks I’m asleep and she’s making these weird noises and I hate every disgusting second of this.
There's too much blood in my THC system.
thefingerfucker:
Pretzels ruin Chex mix.
My mom and I were having this conversation the other day!! They aren’t even good pretzles they are a weird texture.